ABOUT THE PSYCHITROMETER
This is the one and only DuckIsland Psychitrometer, if you are tired of weak Tarot, and Astrological readings, then this is the full strength system for you. The fact is, that this is the only methodology which allows users to choose the outcome of their reading. Why? The theory is based upon the reality of free will to effect the outcome of your destiny. In other words you will choose the factors which in turn result in a more accurate and suitable reading then ever. This is not something that can be accomplished by using simple cards, or charts. This is because the combinations of results would be too small to reflect the vast possibilities of life. Instead, the DuckIsland Psychitrometer utilizes a computer server to handle the necessary mathematical algorithms which derive your personal reading. This method is therefore more capable of attaining the nearly limitless results which in turn will more closely reflect the natural patterns of life. Still don't believe it? Give it a try! Unlike other services, ours is free, as the very best should be.
DIRECTIONS
Before proceeding, we would like to invite you to use a special technique which will help you to clear your mind, and assist yourself in obtaining a more accurate reading. Begin by thinking of a single random word which is not related to anything specific. It helps to be creative. Once you have selected your word, fix upon it for three seconds without contemplating any of its meanings. Now you are ready to begin your psychitrometric reading.
NOTICE
We strongly recommend that you make honest selections. The Psychitrometer will give you a different reading each day, but you will want to limit your readings to one per day.
The Psychitrometer cannot give accurate readings for birthdates prior to 1802.
ADVANCED USERS
If you use the Psychitrometer on a daily basis, you will begin to notice that your readings are actually cyclical. You might be surprised to discover that most online systems give readings which are randomly generated, and therefore false. This is not the case with the Psychitrometer. If your input data remains consistent from day to day, the Psychitrometer will give rhythmic readings, and it will indicate the direction of key attributes of your life. To contrast this, the Psychitrometer does provide one random piece of output, which is the "Lucky Roll" (two dice), you can use the output from it for whatever you like, but the rest of your reading will remain the same throughout any given day.
As with life, staying the course is a good idea when you are experiencing success. However, if you feel that things are not working out, you may desire a change. Feel free to change your input data when you're ready for a change, and the Psychitrometer will adjust your readings appropriately.
I JUST GOT MY READING, HOW DID YOU DO THAT!
Pretty eery huh? It's not magic. You gave the Psychitrometer key information about yourself, which can be compared against well documented theories. Your reading is then generated via multiple algorithms which compare the data. We could explain what the Psychitrometer is actually doing, but unless you like statistics, logic, calculus, and probability, we would most likely bore you silly.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
The owners and operators of DuckIsland assume no responsibility for any actions you may take which result from using this system. So it is with regret that we must state that this valuable tool should be used for entertainment purposes only.
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